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A linguistics professor was lecturing to her class one day. \"In English,\" she said, \"A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.\"
A voice from the back of the room piped up, \"Yeah, right.\"
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1/2/2010 at 7:38 PM
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What do you call a dear with no eyes?
No-eye-dear...
Wha t do you call the same dear with no legs?
Still No-eye dear
What do you call that same dear, no eyes, no legs and no penis?
Still no F@#king eye dear!!!
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11/12/2009 at 8:13 PM
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Computer Programming is like sex... Make one little mistake and you provide endless support...
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11/12/2009 at 12:46 PM
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